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MrBlades
2nd August 2007, 00:39
As you may know, we tend to recieve numerous applications from wannabe DJ's here at Eve Radio. From time to time, we have to reject applicatnts based purley on the content of their initial application.

We have been criticised in the past for allowing certain "neferious" types to get into the GRN staff room, however, thanks to the diligent efforts of Tempest and other recruitment team members, we have recently been able to refine our recruitment process and weed out the undesirables long before they get a chance to potentially offend and irritate you.

One such example is below.

Shudder.


Fullname: Ross The King
E-Mail: ross@<hidden>
Date of Birth: 1842
Sex: Male

Mailing Address:
1 Kings Street

Rossington

Rossville

Station Applying For: ER
DJ Name: Diaego
Game Name: Diaego
Timeslot: MON 01
Over 2500 MP3's? NO
Genre: Adult Content
Previous Radio Experience: YES
Currently working for other radio: YES
Explaination: I pretend to work at GRN

Primary Language: ENGLISSSSSSSH
Active Member of GRN Community: No
Hours available to GRN: Never
What do you feel staff responsibilities for DJ:
Abuse Tempest

Qualities that makes applicant good for GRN:
Tempest abusing skills

Online Games applicant plays:
The \'Abuse Tempest\' game - I usually team up with MrBlades.

What obligations do you have that will prevent you from participating with
GRN?
Abusing Tempest

Do you have bad political views? (lol) YES
Have you been fired from a volunteer organization? YES
If so why?
I used to work for the Red Cross, but I was caught stealing the bread
intended for hungry children, which I was planning to sell on eBay.

Definition of a team player:
Ganging up on Tempest

Have you ever been banned from an online game? YES
If so, why?
EVE-Online for prostitution.


As you can see from the above, there are one or two things that set the alarm bells ringing. While we can appreciate the enthusiasm involved in abusing Tempest, we cannot condone the theft and resale of bread from the Red Cross to Ebay merchants.

As a result, this application was turned down.

O-Malley
2nd August 2007, 01:39
I think one word sums this up - rofl!

qgazq
2nd August 2007, 20:46
Yer ok they do have a few negative points, but who hasn't thought of stealing from a charity to make money?
Surly the passion for Tempest Abuse makes up for it?

QGazQ

Tempest
3rd August 2007, 18:14
Ok, that's one application for QgazQ deleted.....

qgazq
4th August 2007, 00:19
Drat I thought you were off-line for a bit while you got your broadband sorted.
Thought I was safe, guess I was wrong
Oh well

:)

QGazQ

Tempest
4th August 2007, 15:53
I have friends with broadband and a 3G datacard hehehe - just because I'm not as active in IRC doesn't mean I won't see things!

qgazq
4th August 2007, 16:53
You foiled my plans for world (well ER) domination

Note to self: Don't under estimate Tempest again

QGazQ

Desire
8th August 2007, 14:01
i'll abuse you tempy ....